Cool
Thank you
My admiration
What a coincidence
What now?
Ping Kai Sir, what is it?
Loading and off loading in restricted area What do you think?
But it is already 3 minutes past the restricted time
Can I go now?
Hold it
According to my watch
It is 5 minutes to 7 o'clock
Now do it
How is it?
Kai Sir, Just as you said
First one, illegal loading and off-loading
Second, obstructing police in carrying out duty
Third...
Kai Sir, you said he pushed you
Then we can charge him assault of police officer
Right
Sir, you kidding?
If it is kidding, I don't mind
If you mean it, I will lodge a complaint to your superior
What? You are threatening me?
I am his superior
Sir
This guy here says he wants to lodge a complaint
Hung
Tin
So you are stationed here
Yes, I am just transferred here
Let us go to my room Sure...
Get me two cups of tea
Kai Sir, shall we charge him with resisting arrest?
It is just kidding or you mean it?
Kidding?
Then you slap yourself
What if I mean it?
Then I will slap you
Now go get tea
We have not had a drink together for a long time
I went to England in 1974
74
It has been 15 years
You have not changed a bit
Still so fit
But you have changed a lot
Worse for wear
What have you been doing all these years?
What could I do?
It will not be presented to court as evidence?
Now you can joke
Nothing to talk about
But I hear that you now run a club
You are now a boss
What boss? Small business
You remember it?
When we were small when we played cop and thief
You always wanted to be the cop
And you always wanted to be thief
But now it is the other way round
I am a cop
And you are now a businessman
We used to be in different places And so we seldom saw each other
Now that we are in the same district
We should meet more
Of course
It is from my home, let me return the call
Hello
Yes
All right
Watermelon, mothballs
I don't have to write it down I won't forget
Don't be so nagging
Yes, yes, bye
You are not right
You got married without telling me
I am not married
But watermelon and mothballs
It can only be your wife
You have forgot that I have a brother
Even more nagging than a woman
Kei?
That's him
What does he do now?
He can dream of money notes and burst out laughing
What do you think he does?
Why you want to work in a bank?
I studied banking and computer in Australia
But you have not graduated
But your ad says the requirement is A Level
Hello? He is off today, you are welcome
Oh yes, where were we?
Oh yes, your academic qualification
As for you academic qualification
Yes, you meet our minimum requirement
But as comparing with other applicants
You are not the best
But, I also judge people on their attitude
Whether they are proactive
Or grasp the chance to distinguish Themselves
I will do my best
But I don't think you have the chance
Why not?
You don't have shop guarantor
Shop guarantor
We are a conservative Chinese bank
Our employees all have to have shop guarantor
If you can provide a shop guarantor before Monday
Then we may consider you
What are you doing here?
What are you doing? You just read comics and do nothing
How will you get rich?
Why not?
You know how much the top comic artist makes?
Several millions a year
Yes, the artist, not the reader
Mom, what are you climbing so high for?
I want to put the oil here
You come at the right time
Your pa is out on delivery
I saw him go out so I came in
You
Pa is getting on
You should help him
But you just sit here and do nothing
I can't ride a bicycle
Right, but you can walk over others
Play your skateboard and roller skates
You can do anything but riding a bike
Know less, do less
You should know how to sweep the floor
Why you just won't do it?
Someone will not be able to stand it and do it in the end
Go find something proper to do
Actually, I have not done something improper
I am not so bad after all
Pa pins all his hope on you
So what? Why not put all his money with me?
You rascal
Let him go
What else can I do? Strangle him to death?
You care for him so much
You too want him to be good
Mom
I have gone to a bank for interview
That's good
But it is not confirmed yet
I need a shop guarantor
That's easy, our shop can do it
But Pa is still angry with me
Then what to do?
Can I do it?
I need the shop's chop
No problem
But he has taken it with him
I will find a chance to get it
He won't know about it
But I need it the latest by Monday
All right, I will call you when I get it
Mark my words
But I am not that sure
Why not?
Shine your briefcase and get ready for work
You are pretty and have high qualification
Hello, she is not here
What?
All right
She said she's not here
How could it be your call?
For me?
Yu Gau's
Her classmate, something about returning the notes
Her classmates have gone home
And it is said the school is nearby
How come she is still not back?
She is new here
But that doesn't stop her from going out for fun
Sister, come on
That time you went to set your hair
Then you went to the market
But came back without buying anything
Could I say you have gone out for fun?
It's done, you have a look
Son, shining the briefcase
Help me with this, it is moldy
And iron it afterwards
Then hang it up
Hang it up? What for?
You are out-dated, you won't understand
Oh, new fad
Oh no
It is mine
What a coincidence, let me help you
I am sorry
I think you don't have to see me home next time
But I ought to, I am your teacher
I see that you are talented
So I made you stay behind to give you extra lesson
How can I let a girl go home by herself
She has gone out for fun with a man
Come and look, Yu Gau is dating
Thank you
My pleasure
So when you get the chop
You will go to the bank?
I have to go home to change first
Good, same direction
Let me give you a lift
Great Aunt
Mom, did you get the chop for me or not?
No No?
Great Aunt, please lower your hand
Right, a bit more
Mom
How come you have half a chop Under your eye?
A full chop when she lowers her eyelid
Can it be rubbed off?
Why bother? It looks good
What is it? Why turned the light off?
What are you doing?
What is it? Just say it
Cousin, I really feel that
A man has to have a woman behind him
When you go to the wet market
You are always followed by a bunch of women
I am serious
What?
I am serious
Go ahead
You tell me, if you like a person
Shouldn't you give her happiness And total support?
No kidding
I am serious
Go ahead
All my life, I am only serious with her
But I can't help her
You understand how I feel?
Now only you can help her
Help whom?
Yuk
H ow?
She needs a shop guarantor
What?
Shop guarantor
Come again?
Shop guarantor
Speak more clearly please
She needs a shop guarantor
Shop guarantor? What kind of job is it?
Tai Shun Bank
She is dead
Who is dead?
Her aunt
Whose aunt?
Pamela's aunt
Pamela who?
Come inside
Hurry
On TV, Dallas' Pamela
Oh, Dallas
You scared the hell out of me
This JR is wicked
Oh, the end
ls dinner ready?
Yes, waiting for you only
Wait a bit longer, a friend of mine is coming up
Who is it?
Oh yes, I asked you to buy mothballs and half a watermelon
Where is the watermelon?
I forgot
You are always like this
I asked you to buy it two days ago
I asked you to buy it
Because the watermelon in the stall near the police station is sweet
Or I wouldn't bother
Let me
That's quick
Where is Kei?
Over there
Brother Kei
See who is here
I have not prepared your portion
It is all right, I have come prepared
And watermelon and mothballs
Spy Spy
Tuck in...
It smells good
You bought it from Wong Kei in the street corner?
Brother Kei you are a connoisseur indeed
You can tell just by one bite
So I am not Mrs Kei anymore?
I was a kid then, just childish talk
Come on, Brother Kei, have a drumstick
All right, drumstick...what are you up to?
Nothing, Brother Kei
I hear that you work in Tai Shun Bank
He is now deputy manager
He will be promoted to manager when there is an opening
Well, a housemate of mine
She has gone there for interview
I hate cronyism
It is not cronyism
She is qualified
When she went there for interview
That Miss Wong...
What? That witch
She knew it was for my department
She interviewed my staff when I was on leave
So your department is hiring
But that Miss Wong said she was in charge
In charge? My foot
What did she pick on your housemate?
You don't know how troublesome she was
Oh yes, finish the drumstick first
Mr
Lecher
You all right?
I wonder if he will wake up if you hit him with this umbrella of yours
What is it?
Nothing, I just want to ask you
If you are interested to talk with the police
Driver, off
Miss Wong
I didn't ask you to come
I am reporting to work
Who asked you to come?
Yours truly
Ma Sai Kei, cool
I know
Mr Ma
From now on, you just take orders from me
You don't have to bother with other people's nonsense
Come on
Let me introduce the colleagues to you
He is Ben Ben
Hello
He is Jacky lam Yuen Toi Yuk
Irene Irene
Hello
She is a great help
From now on, this is your seat
Go change
Deputy Manager Ma
Newcomer? Yes
I am George I am Yuen Toi Yuk
He is the boy here
They all call me Boy George
Go back to work
Come in
Oh yes, we have a person of no importance
Wong Chung Wah
She takes care of documents of no Importance
I am the deputy manager here
I am in charge of all the people here
Then whom am I under?
Of course... Sorry, I am late
Don't be late again
I went to buy your breakfast Thanks
Miss Wong, I lost my umbrella
I know, I was in the same minibus with you
You left it on the window bar
Then have you...
Our practice here
ls to be here half an hour before the bank opens
Don't you pick up this bad habit
See what you have done
Oh yes, savings department is undermanned
You pick it up from Irene
Checks department needs help
You pick it up from Ben
Manager, morning
New comer? Yes
I mean to assign her to savings department
Checks department needs help
You pick it up from Szeto Tusi Chi
She has been around the longest
She knows everything inside out
She is the right man to teach now comers
In-law Yes
Grocery shopping? Yes
Mrs Ming Yuk
Your first day at work, it must be hard
I have bought you fresh steak
Hold on
Your call
Hello
I will be over in a minute, all right
How sneaky
Why didn't she ask you just now?
Why she had to call instead?
She knew it was me
But she didn't even greet me
She was worried you wouldn't like it
She has wronged me?
She asked me to go over for soup
Headhunting?
She knew I have made you steak
Why she asked you to go over for soup?
She did it to show me
Aunt
Steak is nutritious But soup is also nourishing
Two-timer
They may always at loggerheads
But like father like son
They are spitting image of each other
Uncultivated Uncultivated
Me Me
Dinner time?
Hello
We have Luo Han Guo pork soup
I was asked to play mahjong the whole night
I have no appetite
Then have some soup
Yuk, come and help me
Cousin, you enjoy, I have to go down
Yuk, I am sorry
Tin is like that
He has no words with women
I know him well
He actually is very nice to you
Take the shop guarantor for example
You think Shui helped you with it?
Actually it was Tin
That Ma something, your manager
His brother grew up with Tin
Really
Then I have to thank him
Now we are at it
Tin seldom cares about such things
Mrs Ming, you come here to get him soup
Oh yes, I have forgotten
Let me
Sorry, I have to go to toilet
Going to toilet? Yes
Well? How's the job?
Not bad, oh yes...
My pleasure, the manager and I
Have been friends for years
I just chipped in a word for you
Oh yes, I really have to thank you
If you had not told Brother Tin
He wouldn't have known, thank you
My pleasure
You rascal
It is for me? Thank you
You rascal...
Thank you indeed
You have taught me a lot in these few days
You have been working here long?
I am sorry
I shouldn't talk with you
Why not?
Because I am under Miss Wong
And you are Mr Ma's man
Theoretically, we are enemies
Now go out, many people outside
All right... bye
This is the number of personal calls you made so far
Hold it
This is the number of toilet breaks you made so far
There you go again? One more
Sorry, you've got it wrong
I just want to stretch my legs
It is tiring
Miss Wong, coffee
It should have been here by 3:15
It is now 4 o'clock, not as refreshing
Never use your head
So hot
It is only 4 o'clock, not 5
Now go to work!
Yes! I've won!
You are done!
I have had enough from you, spinster
What did you say?
What did I say?
That's how they call you behind your back
Spinster Wong!
You are fired!
No. I quit!
I have won the Triple Trio More than 200 thousand dollars
I don't have to suffer you the sick woman again!
Boy George, well said!
How eloquent! How fitting!
You aren't much better
You are so cheap!
I saw you going back for free chocolate handouts dozens of times in the MTR station
You go now!
Of course I will go
One moment longer
I will become as sick as you two
How envious
You are now a grandmother
It is your good fortune
Thank you
Now we are at it
Your Tin is six years older than my son
My son is now a father
What about Tin?
Tin is just useless
He is too picky
Yuk, you are back
Oh yes, the wire was bitten off by some rat
I have bought a new piece
Let me change it
The men are useless
You are a good girl indeed
You deserve my soup
Let me change it first
Please, thank you
Madam Pak
What are you looking at?
Nothing, but it is exactly the same
What exactly the same?
Really the same What?
Her ass is exactly like my daughter-in-laws
Who is she?
A distant relation
She now lives next door, a very good girl
Madam Pak, let me be frank
I really want her to be my daughter-in-law
Good choice, very good
How good?
My daughter-in-law gave birth to triplets
I thinks she at least will give birth to twins
Cut it out, don't whet my appetite
You are silly, she is handy It will be easy
You know Ti n
I have hinted at it
But he has taken no action so far
You just change tactic
What tactic?
Don't worry
My son and my daughter-in-law at first didn't seem to hit it off
Then destiny played a hand
They were in a lift together
And the lift suddenly stopped
They were stuck inside for hours
And then mission accomplished
That's will be great
Oh no, we don't have lift in this building
I've got it!
Ladies and gentlemen
We are honoured indeed
The one and only qigong master Tan Da
ls going to perform for us
He will pull the chair towards him with qigong
Now let us see how Master Tan achieve this remarkable feat
See how he can pull the chair to move 3 feet
Master Tan calls up his qigong
The chair moves
Master Tan's reputation is justified
Now he will make the freshwater fish
To go over to the saltwater fish
Done
It really feels good
Mrs Ming, why you suddenly sighed?
It is Tin
What about hi m?
I shouldn't trouble you again
I will shell out a hundred dollars to have it fixed
Fix what?
It is the lamp in Tin's room
I have asked the electric shop at the street corner
They quoted me 150 dollars
Why waste the money? Let me have a look
Let me see
Actually Tin can fix it
But his heart is in the club
He only cares about the business
Mrs Ming, you get me a screwdriver
Screwdriver? Let me get it
Hello, Tin, I can't find the chop you want
In your room? But I can't find it
You come up to look for it yourself Be quick
You really have to look hard
You have looked carefully?
I looked everywhere
You try it yourself
Let me go down to fill in for you
You look for it, I gotta go down
All right
What are you doing here?
Mrs Ming said the lamp is broken
She wants me to take a look
How come
The lamp works fine, what broken?
Right, but you look at the wire
The cut is neat, it seems deliberate
What?
Who locked the door?
Let me see, let me see
Oh yes, Dr Slump
Can you unlock the door?
You think I am a Jack-of-all-trades?
It needs a locksmith
It doesn't work, anybody outside?
Anybody outside...
Anybody outside? Open the door...
Give me a hand
How? You are so loud already
No use for me to join in
I am new on the job
I don't want to be late
I am in a greater emergency, I need to pee
You try it, open the window
See if you can climb to the adjacent washroom and open the door from outside
H ow?
See if you can climb out
You try it, does it work?
No, my head is too big
Let me give it a try, you come down first
You take the shoes off first
Be careful
Take it easy, take it easy
You are almost there
No, I am stuck
Stuck? Where?
My face
Don't pull so hard
Take it easy
You raise your head higher
You have torn my blouse
Awesome, my son is awesome
You cry for help
Just cry out for help, come on
Help...
Come on, louder
Why cry for help?
Done...
What happened?
How come you could open the door?
Sister, you have opened the door
It is done?
Done? What?
Mrs Ming, what were you up to?
It is not raining? I thought it was raining
Raining?
Tin
ls the check for the frozen meat company ready?
Yes
All it needs is the chop
Chop? It is with me
Really? It is with you?
Where did you find it?
Thank you, Uncle Hoi My pleasure
To get along in the world
It is like watching magic
You know it is fake
But why expose it
I say it is like children playing with matches
Don't go too far Or it will end up in a fire
So you come out to visit us Yes
What a surprise Granny Deaf
Madam Ming, how are you?
How are you? How's the home for the elderly
Good, it is good
I just want to pay you a visit
You off so early today? No...
You could hear me?
I know, you are lazy, right?
Oh yes, Tin
Since I went to the home for the elderly
Kuen has not come to see me
Have you seen her?
I called but there was no answer
I really am worried
Tin, please
You look for her for me
Right, Tin
Since you gave her the scolding
She has not been seen
I find it rather grim
What? What grim?
I spoke so softly and you heard me?
You tell me
I said flight attendant
What?
Kuen is now a flight attendant
Flight attendant
Stop the nonsense
How nice if it were true
What to do? Let me
Kuen will be back in a few days
Granny Deaf, you don't have to worry
Kuen is fine
Where is she now?
Hokkaido
Thank you...
Women, my admiration
They don't even bet an eye when they lie
I agree
This ointment really works
When you feel tired, just rub some on
You can feel the heat go into the flesh
Thank you My pleasure
Yuk, about this morning, I am sorry
The wind
That's why, you never know where the wind blows
Or what you will blow
Mrs Ming, you are witty indeed
Forget it, as for what happened this morning, I understand
Yuk, I know you are understanding
Join us for dinner
It will be ready when the meat pie is done
Go sit outside
No! Really? All right
Sister What is it?
Big news
Kai Chun of the police force called
A female body was found in Lung Ha Wan
It seems to be Kuen
No
Why not?
Kai Sir and I are friends
So he called me
Someone scolded her too hard that evening
She felt too ashamed
And couldn't get over it, and so...
Let me go to have a look
I go with you
Let us go
You going or not?
Come on
Kuen
You are all here?
Come in first
What were the police doing? Really
Someone called and said you were beaten to death
You were beaten to death
But you were missing
Where have you gone? We were worried
Come, sit down first
Brother Tin, you have not seen me for so long
Did you miss me?
Not as much as your granny did
I went to Japan for a beautician course
Beautician course? Not cosmetic surgery?
On you?
I have figured it out
Like Brother Tin said
I can't be stoned for life
I have to think about my future
And not to disappoint people that care about me
I have to learn a trade
And be a good woman
Great, it really is great
I am happy for Granny Deaf
Brother Tin
When I was in Japan
I gave myself encouragement by thinking of you
I knew you would support my decision
Kuen, don't you forget
We have to be a responsible man
You are very good now that's what a girl should do
Just a girl?
A good girl
That's about it
Doing assignment? No
It is all right, it is not the peak hour
Go do your assignment
And come down later
No, thanks, I have finished the assignment
I am working on the club's book
Oh yes, let me tell you
I have learned a better booking system
But I have to figure it out first
Then I can tell you
It is not your job
Why waste your time on it
It is all right, I take it as exercise
You work so hard
You have picked up what the school can teach you
No, I am not bright So I have to work extra hard
Who is Yu Gau?
That's me, what can I do for you?
You are Yu Gau Yes
Really slutty, no wonder you dared to seduce my husband
What nerve!
Honey, stop
What are you doing here?
I don't care what it is between you
This is my club
Don't you make a scene here
Or I will call the police
Come on, he is going to call the police
I don't care
She seduced my husband, she is in the wrong
The police should arrest her first, slut!
Come on, I am sorry, sorry
I will settle the score with you
Slut!
Mr Yim
You really don't have to see me home
Yu Gau, you know what I have done
It is for you
I know
Then why won't you stay behind and let me give you extra lesson?
Because I think I have made much progress
So I shouldn't take up your time
Yu Gau
Yu Gau, what is it?
What is it?
You are her boss
But she is off the clock
You stay out of it
He is my boyfriend
What? Cantonese
Don't you harass my girlfriend
How did I know she is your girlfriend?
She said she wouldn't date while still in school
You really are a fool
She actually was saying no to you
Thank you
We have to act the part
Kuen, not bad at all
Of course, plane ticket, board and lodging
This certificate cost me more than 30,000 dollars
Now you have turned a new leaf
I am happy for Granny Deaf
I was a big disappointment, I knew it
But my parents died early
There was just granny
She is deaf
I could only talk to myself
I remember that day
It was raining and thundering
Granny was then a janitor
She was not home
There was just me in the house
We couldn't afford the electricity bill
The electricity was cut off
The house was leaking
The shack you were living
It was falling apart
I was so terrified
I hid under the bed
But Granny had not come home all night
It was a typhoon, there was no bus
I hid under the bed and fell asleep
When I woke up the next morning
I was soaking wet
Kuen, poor you
Don't cry, you be a good girl from now on
But I shouldn't put it to fate
I had my share of responsibility
I gave up on myself
None of my jobs last long
When I was 17
I became an usher in a nightclub
I was there for a week only
But everyone thought I was a prostitute
People are like that
Good news is not heard
But bad news travels fast
You just go for it from now on
As the saying goes...
Whatever
If people still call you that
You come to me I will scold some sense into them
Brother Tin, morning Morning
You come so early to give Mrs Ming makeup
I didn't come specifically
I have found a beautician job in Mongkok
So I will come often
Congratulations That's good
You two will have to chance to...
Don't speak before you brush your teeth
Your mouth stinks
To communicate, what's wrong with it?
I have to go, bye, Brother Tin Bye
Brother Tin, this bottle of cologne for you
How very kind of you
A free gift with the skincare product
Thank you Bye
Thank you, Kuen, bye
It smells good
She has turned a new leaf
Mrs Ming, the banana not bad
Spotty skin, have one
Tin, to be honest
Yuk really is a good girl
I told you...
I know
You don't want to get married
But you can still date
You can still choose
Kuen is not bad either
You can date her
Mrs Ming, what's wrong with you?
I hear that she used to work in some...
What's it called?
What?
She was an usher in a nightclub for several days only
And others said she was a prostitute there
But leopard can't change its skin
She can't turn a new leaf?
Some people are like this banana
It is spotty outside, it looks bad
But peel it, and you will find it is white and pretty inside
How smooth
Aunt Cutie's ditty is witty
Don't judge people from the outside
You should date a banana
How naughty
Mrs Ming, I am not hungry
I have no appetite for banana
You mean it?
Don't give up banana
But go to eat fish dumpings (Yu Gau) instead
All right, banana then
You are so clumsy
You just mess things up
I am sorry
It has turned cold? No
You can't make coffee? No
I can't either
No big deal if you can't make coffee
Right, I second you
I have not been wrong with you
You know what we lack here?
Yes, we lack an office boy
Right